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An Almost Free Event
at Wizard Academy, May 29, 2013
Okay, here's what's happening: online radio has grown to the point where it warrants investigation. Pandora, Spotify, iHeart, Slacker, Jango and late entries from Apple and Google will certainly become significant forces in the not-too-distant future. Consequently, Wizard Academy is looking into these for the sake of America's 6 million businesses.
If we told you everyone who's been invited to share their thoughts with you on May 29, we'd have to charge you at least $1,500 to attend. But not all of them have confirmed yet. You'll need time to arrange your travel plans, so we're opening this summit meeting ONLY to the first 50 people who have the guts to register with NO SPECIFIC PROMISES BEING MADE OTHER THAN YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET LUNCH.
Heh, heh, heh.
Our original plan was to make this a free event, but then we decided we should collect at least a couple of bucks to offset the price of the lunch you'll be served. Are you game? This is going to be a highly informative, intensely stimulating event. (And you'll get to see the awesome tower at Wizard Academy and meet lots of people you'd always hoped to meet.)
Unless you're a major donor (someone who has donated at least $5,000 in cash to Wizard Academy,) you'll need a hotel room in Austin the night before the event, and possibly the night after.
The summit meeting will start at 8:30AM on May 29, 2013, and will continue until about 4PM, when all the "unofficial" things will likely begin.
Sign up now or kick yourself later.
And no, we're not giving alumni a discount. If you're a major donor you're welcome to stay in Engelbrecht House, the academy's student mansion. Just let email@example.com know you'll be coming. But be quick. As you know, we've only got 14 rooms... (512) 295-5700
Select May 29 from the pulldown menu
and prepare to fork over
Your courage is being tested.
But certainly you figured that out already.