It’s a big hammer.
Can you swing it?
A Major Donor is someone who’s donated at least $5,000 in one chunk to Wizard Academy.
If you choose to join this elite rank of wizardry be prepared for unexpected changes.
We hear that when someone becomes a Major Donor they immediately become eleven years younger and thirty-two years wiser. They can levitate up a flight of stairs without breaking a sweat. They can hold fire in one palm while commanding lightning in the other.
That’s what we hear anyway.
One of the perks of being a Major Donor is that you can stay in a campus room anytime we have availability. Class rooming needs, of course, are primary. But if we don’t have a class going on and a room is available, it’s yours!
So, can you swing this hammer, or – *gasp – two hammers?